WWE ECW (11.13.07) Results

Tonight, we're in Wichita, KS for the action. We start with former multi-time tag champs, Matt and Jeff Hardy. The Hardys will be facing Mr. Kennedy and MVP in our first match. Before the match, we see the chaos in last night's Lumberjack Match. The crowd boos loudly as MVP makes him entrance. He just doesn't look like a happy camper. Kennedy gets a mixed reaction as he enters the arena.

Match Highlights:

A huge "Hardy" chant echoes off the rafters. Collar and elbow between Kennedy and Matt. They make it to the ropes. Clean break. Collar and elbow into a Kennedy headlock. Kennedy sent to the ropes. He drops Matt with a shoulder. 1 count. Kennedy dances a bit before the two grab another collar and elbow. Matt breaks the hold and grabs the arm of Kennedy and wrenches it. Tag to Jeff. Jeff comes off the ropes and drops Kennedy. Jeff kicks Kennedy in the corner. Jeff climbs the ropes and pounds away. Kennedy reverses a whip and then tags in MVP. Jeff sent to the ropes and dropped with a clothesline. Tag to Kennedy. Jeff hits dropkicks on both Kennedy and MVP. They roll to the outside. Matt comes back in the ring and crouches down. This allows Jeff to use Matt as a launcing pad to fly over the ropes onto MVP and Kennedy. Back in the ring, Kennedy is double teamed by the Hardys. They hit a leg drop/senton combo. Matt pounds on Kennedy. Tag to Jeff. Kennedy gets a quick shot on Jeff and tags MVP. MVP gets pounded by Jeff. MVP sends Jeff to the ropes and then catches him with a drop toe hold on the rebound. MVP kicks Jeff to the side of the head and the "Rainbow Haired Warrior" rolls out to the floor. MVP goes to attack Jeff on the floor, but Matt blocks MVP's path. We head to a break.

MVP is in control as we return. MVP has Jeff in a side-ways stump puller. Jeff gets to the ropes to force the break. Bow and Arrow by MVP. MVP releases the hold and tags Kennedy. Kick by Kennedy. Kennedy locks in a seated abdominal stretch. Jeff gets to his feet and hits an awesome hip toss. Both men are down. Matt gets the tag. Matt trips on the way into the ring. Matt cuts loose on Kennedy. Matt hits a clothesline and then comes off the ropes with an elbow. Side Effect by Matt. Tag to Jeff. Poetry in Motion! Jeff goes for the Swanton, but misses. 2 count for Kennedy. MVP tags in and slams Jeff and drops an elbow to the heart of Jeff. MVP stomps away and then drops a knee. MVP grabs another seated abdominal stretch. Jeff fights back to his feet and hits a side Russian leg sweep. Kennedy tags back in. Leg drop by Kennedy. 2 count. Tag to MVP. Shot to the ribs of Jeff. MVP goes for a running boot, but Jeff moves and MVP stradles the ropes. Jeff plants MVP with an X-Factor face plant. MVP flips Jeff over the roeps and onto the apron. Kennedy grabs the hair of Jeff and tosses him off the apron. Jeff lands really hard on the arena floor. He's out like the fat kid in dodgeball. Jeff is rolled back in the ring and easily pinned.

YOUR WINNERS: MVP and Mr. Kennedy

After the match, Mr. Kennedy wants to blast Matt with a chair. MVP grabs the chair and tells Kennedy that he will not let Kennedy hit his partner. MVP tells Matt "I saved you...again. Sorry about your brother." MVP exits the ring as we look at the move that knocked out Jeff. Matt helps his still-stunned brother to the back.

We go to Joey and Tazz, who talk about Survivor Series. They also discuss the match between C.M. Punk and Jamie Noble. Miz and John Morrison made their respective presences known on Smackdown by attacking Punk during his match with Noble. We now know that Punk will defend his ECW strap against both Miz and John Morrison at Survivor Series.

We see a flashback to the 1987 Survivor Series match. I have this match as a bonus on last year's DVD of Survivor Series. Man, I miss Andre the Giant.

Matt Striker has the mic. He tells us that Big Daddy V is unwell and isn't here tonight. He starts giving us a medical lesson about the importance of flu shots. No thank you. Striker starts ranting about how Big Daddy V will dominate all his opponents on Sunday. He is cut off, mid-sentence, by the explosive entrance of Kane. Striker tells Kane to "hold on". Striker begs off. Striker tells Kane that if Kane hurts him (Striker) then Kane will make Big Daddy V even madder. Kane thinks about it and then attacks. Big boot by Kane. Kane whips Striker to the corner and catches him with a side slam. Goozle by the Big Red Machine into the Chokeslam.

YOUR WINNER: (Yeah, I know it wasn't a match) Kane

Kane grins evilly at the destruction.

Kelly Kelly and MIchelle McCool are walking backstage in some of the hottest patriotic bikini tops that I've seen. They'll be in action, next.

The divas are on their way to the ring. Kelly and Michelle are going to be in tag team action, tonight. There will be a 10 girl catfight match at Survivor Series. Melina and Leyla are the opponents in tonight's show. Melina does the amazing split-legged entrance. There are just so many really tacky things I could say,but won't.

Match Highlights.

Arm bar by Michelle on Melina. Reversal by Melina. Re-reversal by Michelle. Melina goes to the ropes, and runs into a boot by Michelle. Tag to Kelly. Double suplex by Kelly and Michelle. Kelly grabs the legs of Melina, flips over and bridges for a two. Melina works on the neck of Kelly and then throws her to the mat. Tag to Leyla. She uses the hair to throw Kelly to the mat. Well, Leyla's no Gail Kim. Kelly is choked on the ropes. Tag to Melina. Kelly hits a jawbreaker on Melina. Melina grabs the head of Kelly, but Kelly escapes and tags Michelle. Michelle hits a Belly to Belly on Melina. Kelly hits a ummm Booby to Booby Suplex (Sorry, that was just too easy) on Leyla. Melina goes to the ropes and flies, but hits only canvas. Michelle hits a Chick Kick and Melina is out.

YOUR WINNERS: Kelly Kelly and Michelle McCool

Up next, C.M. Punk will face Jamie Noble in a rematch from last week's Friday Night Smackdown. We go to break, where we get a great promo for Batista vs Undertaker. This match should be your match of the night.

Miz joins Joey and Tazz at the announce table before our next match. We look at Miz's appearance during last week's Morrison/Punk title match. We get a full rundown on the Survivor Series card. Should be a good one.

Punk makes his entrance, as Miz just smirks. The crowd is really loud in their approval of Punk. Punk sees Miz at ringside. He doesn't have time to interact, as Jamie Noble is introduced. His introduction is broken up by another Jeri-Code.

Match Highlights:

Punk goes for a kick, but the music of John Morrison halts the match. He makes his rock star entrance as we head to a break.

Jamie is working over the arm of Punk's arm. Punk rolss through and escapes the arm bar. Headlock by Noble. Miz and Morrison start dissing each other. Morrison tells Miz that he will beat HIM for the ECW title. Noble keeps working on the arm of Punk. The match is getting lost by all the barbs between Miz and Morrison. Noble chops away in the corner. He then blasts the skull of Punk. Punk reverses a slam in the corner. He then hits a kick to the back of Noble's head. Backbreaker suplex by Punk. noble hits a knee and then elbows the back of the head of Punk. Punk falls and Noble hits the Muta speed legdrop. Punk hits the Butterfly backbreaker. Punk whips Noble to the corner, but Noble gets the boots up. Noble flies off the ropes and stuns Punk. He targets the arm of Punk. Noble keylocks the arm as Miz and Morrison continue to act like three year olds in insulting each other. Noble and Punk exchange hard chops as Miz and Morrison, finally, decide to pay attention to the match at hand. Noble grabs the arm and uses his own body weight to drive Punk's shoulder down into the mat. 1--2--no! Noble gets a short arm scissors on Punk, trapping the arm and head of Punk. Punk battles to his feet and hits a back suplex. Noble keylocks the arm of Punk, again. Noble twists the arm into a reverse keylock. Noble stands over the fallen Punk. Punk gets under Noble, lifts him and drops him with a Samoan Drop. Noble twists the arm of Punk, who battles out with shots to the face of Noble. Punk kicks Noble, rapid-fire, to the face, four times. Punk hits a clothesline with his good arm. Punk hits a back elbow and then shoots Noble to the ropes. Noble gets caught with a deep snap suplex. 2 count.Punk lifts Noble, hits a kneelift and then whips the former Cruiserweight Champion to the ropes. Punk uncorks the Elevator Knee and then nails the Bulldog on the former "Pitbull". Punk goes to springboard off the roeps but Noble catches the arm of Punk, on the fly. Noble locks in the Fujiwara arm bar. Punk manages to rollthrough and then nearly decapitates Noble with a quick kick to the side of the head. A second kick sends Noble careening into the corner. Punk lifts Noble onto the top rope. Punk hits a top rope Hurancanrana, but Noble rolls through and almost pins Punk. Punk goes for the G-T-S, but Noble slips out and kicks Punk in the ribs. Noble tries to lock in the double underhook, but Punk shifts his stance and breaks the hold. He grabs Noble, hoists him up and sends him to LaLa Land with the G-T-S!

YOUR WINNER: C.M. Punk

Miz and Morrison rush the ring to attack Punk. They both stomp away on Punk until Miz nails the Reality Check. Miz stands back and tells Morrison "That's how it's done". Morrison picks up Punk and, trying to one-up Miz, hits the Brush With Greatness corkscrew neckbreaker. Miz and Morrison stare each other down as we fade to black.