Opener:
- Backstage AJ Styles asks Kurt Angle why he doesn't want Christian Cage to be a part of the alliance. Kurt says Christian never listens to what ayone says and that he is the leader so it would never work. AJ pleads with Kurt to reconsider and he finally gives in. Karen asks Kurt if he wants her to go talk to Cage and he says no that it's time for Kurt Angle to man up.
- The usual well produced opening video is shown. This time with a Christmas theme.
(1) Tables Match: Team 3D & Johnny Devine vs The Motorcity Machine Guns & "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal.
Brother Ray takes the mic and tells the crowd they suck and says Team 3D are the greatest tag team of all time. Sabin, Shelley and Lethal nail stero triple dives to the floor on to Team 3D and Devine. Team 3D slid a table across the ring and into the gut of Lethal. Sabin & Shelley then drop kicked the table into Team 3D's face. Lethal and Sabin try to suplex Devon through a table but Ray moves it out of the way. Lethal charged at Ray but he moved and Lethal took out the referee. Sabin dove over the top and on to Ray. Lethal took a kendo stick and nailed Devine with it. He laid Devine on the table and crashed through it with an elbow drop. The referee was out though and didn't see Lethal put him through the table. Team 3D put Devine on top of Lethal on the broken table parts and wake up the referee who sees it and calls for the bell giving the win to Team 3D and Devine.
- Backstage Crystal interviews Kevin Nash & Samoa Joe. Crystal says that Hall has not arrived yet and Nash says he will be there. Nash says he got with Kurt because he wanted some of his wife. Joe told Nash to get serious and when he does come talk to him. Nash called Joe Triple S the Super Serious Samoan.
(2) ODB & Roxxi Levoux vs Velvet Sky & Angelina Love.
The crowd chants ODB. Sky tells the referee that ODB is drunk as she drinks from her flask. Sky and Love do a double Go Daddy dance and drop stero elbows on Levoux. ODB tags in and does a dance of her own. Sky grabs ODB and gives her a wedgie but ODB likes it. She asks the referee to spank her and when he says no she gives him a wedgie as well. ODB hangs Sky in a tree of woe in the corner and stands on her crotch. She then goes for the Dirty Dozen but Sky blocks it and tags in Love. Sky and Love nail Roxxi with a double Russian Leg Sweep for the win.
- Backstage Angle goes in to Cage's locker room to talk to him. Kurt asks Cage and Roode to join the alliance. Kurt says they will dominate TNA with him as the leader. Cage says it a good idea except for that last part. Kurt calls himself the George Bush of TNA. Cage says no and tells Kurt to shove his offer up his a**. Cage tells Roode to follow his lead and walks off. Roode calls Cage and a hole and Traci says it takes one to know one.
- Backstage Crystal trys to interview Storm but he wants some beer. Jackie says no beer until after the match. Storm goes nuts and Jackie slaps him in the face.
(3) James Storm vs Eric Young
Storm trys to super kick Young on the floor but Eric moves and the kick nails Jackie Moore. Storm dominates the match by working over the arm of Young. Jackie trys to spit beer in to Young's face but he ducks and Storm gets it instead. Young nails Storm with a roll up and gets the win. Not really much to the match.
- From ringside Mike Tenay & Don West ran down the rest of the card.
- Crystal interviewed LAX backstage. Homicide says it's BS that they haven't been given any title shots as of late. Crystal talked about the member of the latino nation who beat up Christy and said there is no man on women violence allowed in TNA. Hernandez spoke and said no one tells LAX what they can and can't do.
(4) Feast or Fired match featuring Chris Harris, LAX, Jimmy Rave, Lance Hoyt, Petey Williams, Shark Boy, Christopher Daniels, Senshi, Elix Skipper, VKM, Scott Steiner and Sonjay Dutt.
Three of the four cases have title shots in them while one of them has a Your Fired slip in it. The contents of the cases will be revealed this Thursday night on iMPACT!. Petey Williams grabs a case and drops down to the floor so three are left. Kip James grabs a case and tosses it to BG on the floor so two are now left. Senshi grabs a case and takes it down. One case remains. Hernandez Cracker Jacks Dutt over the top rope and he lands on several members of the match. So to recap the cases went to Petey Williams, BG James, Senshi and Scott Steiner.
- Backstage Crystal interviewed Gail Kim. Gail said she takes pride in being the champion but all Kong carrs about is hurting people. She said Kong can break her bones and make her bleed but she's going to have to kill her in order to take her title.
(5) Knockout's Championship: Gail Kim (c) vs Awesome Kong
Kim tried to pose on the apron but Kong sent her crashing into the ringside guard rail. Kong takes Gail and smashes her head into the announce table. Kong charges at Kim but she moves and Kong crashes into one of the ring posts. Kim trys to work on the arm of Kong but she reverses it and drops Gail with a Sleeper Hold Giant Swing. Kong dominates the match. Kim trys to battle back but nothing seems to work. Kim is finally able to knock Kong down with a top rope missle drop kick. This match has a ton of crowd heat. Kim misses a lariet and gets nailed with the spinning back fist. Kong chokes Kim in the corner and won't stop. The ref asks her to stop but she pie faces the referee instead and he calls for the bell. Kong snaps and powerbombs the referee. Velvet Sky comes in and takes a chokeslam. Angelina Love comes in with a chair and Kong punches it into her face. Kong takes the chair and powerbombs Kim down on to it. The crowd chants for ODB but she doesn't come out. This was a very well booked match and post match beat down by Kong.
- Backstage Kurt Angle tells AJ Styles that his meeting with Christian didn't work. AJ says he can't function without Cage and tells Kurt he's done with him. Karen says she has an idea. She says Joe isn't happy with Hall and Nash and that maybe they can turn Joe against them. Kurt says it might work so he will go and talk to him.
- Backstage Crystal interviewed Black Reign. He called Misty his artic fox. Crystal said it's a rat and Reign said the only rat he sees is her. He said the pain and punishment they are going to dish out on them will make the Movie Saw look like a stroll through Candy Land.
(6) Match of 10,000 Tacks. Abyss & Raven vs Black Reign & Relik.
Mike Tenay said that do to an injury Rhino couldn't make the show so Abyss has recruited Raven as his new partner. Footage is shown of Relik kicking Rhino in the face from iMPACT! and Don West said that he suffered a stinger from that move. Abyss lays a board covered in tacks on a table and trys to put Reign through it but he counters it with a low blow. Abyss uses the Darkness Falls weapon on Reign and busts him wide open. Relik takes a hand full of tacks and puts them in Raven's mouth. Black Reign went to the top rope but Raven shoved him off and he went crashing through the board of tacks placed on the table at ringside. Abyss tried to chokeslam Relik into a pile of tacks but Relik spit the red mist into Abyss' face. Abyss takes Relik and Blackhole Slams him into the tacks for the win.
- Backstage Kurt Angle told Samoa Joe that Hall and Nash were using him to get over in TNA. He said they would ride him until they had no more use for him and then kick him to the curb. Joe listened and seemed as if he bought into what Kurt was saying.
- A hype video is shown for the tag team match.
- Crystal interviewed Booker T backstage. She welcomed him to TNA but said he has a big bullseye on his face. Booker said Christian is the one guy in TNA that he has faced many times and they know each other well. Booker said Bobby Roode has a great future but tonigh he's gonna slip on a bannana peel. Sharmell interrupted him and said it's Robert Roode. Booker said whatever. He finished up with the usual Can You Dig it Sucka and walked off.
(7) Kaz & Booker T vs Christian Cage & Robert Roode
The crazy Robert Roode fan is shown sitting in the stands with a deranged look on her face. Kaz nails a frlip dive to floor and on to Roode. Ms. Brooks is shown smiling at ringside. Cage & Roode iscolate Kaz in the ring and take control of the match. Kaz trys to tag Booker but Roode pulls him off the apron. Kaz is finally able to make the tag and Booker T cleans house. Booker misses a side kick and crotches himself on the top rope. Roode swings a chair at Booker T but he ducks and Cage takes the shot. Booker nails the Axe Kick on Cage for the win.
- After the match Roode and Cage get into a brawl. AJ Styles runs in and breaks it up.
Backstage Kevin Nash tells Samoa Joe that Scott Hall has yet to arrive. Joe snaps and asks if Scott Hall was to drunk to start his car and make it here. Nash says it's just them and that he will have Joe's back. Joe says he will be out there for the match but he won't have Nash's back.
(8) Kurt Angle, AJ Styles & Tomko vs Samoa Joe & Kevin Nash
Samoa Joe takes the mic and says he was told to tell the fans that Scott Hall no showed this event here tonight. He said he would love to tell the fans that Hall was coming but he punked out on all the fans tonight. He said there are two types of wrestlers in TNA, those who bust their ass like himself and those who this they are superstars and come out and dog it. He said TNA is guys like Sabin & Shelley who bust their butts and guys like Jay Lethal who are looking to change the face of the buissness not guys who come in just to pad their wallets. Joe tells Hall to kiss his butt. Joe looks down to someone at ringside and asks if they are mad. He said I don't care fire me if you want. Joe them brings out he and Nash's partner in place if Hall and that is "Showtime" Eric Young. Not really much to this match at all. Joe and Young do most of the work. Joe pins Tomko with a Muscle Buster. Nash looks pissed as he walks up the ramp and to the back.
- A video hyping Final Resolution is shown.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
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